What kind of sadistic nutjob invented the underwire bra?

I'm completely serious. I just have this image of a woman lying down, naked, her arms bound together in strips of black leather, as this mad scientist with a German accent holds a peice of white wire in his hands and goes "hmmm", and next thing you know, he is experimenting with the wire and with her breasts, and somehow, out of that night, there comes this product that is now made by Calvin Klein and sold at Bloomingdales.

So basically, every time we women wear one of these torture-devices, we are turning into doms without realizing it.

And that takes the underwire bra and transforms it from painful into kinky.